Elon, joking around.

Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Dec 2, 2017

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Feb 2, 2018

Initial Hat Offering going great w over $300k in hat sales already! Thanks for buying our super boring hat. You rock, figuratively & literally. All cash goes directly towards more boring.

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Nov 21, 2017

Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Aug 7, 2018

Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Apr 1, 2018

Franz throws steel ball at Cybertruck window right before launch. Guess we have some improvements to make before production haha. https://t.co/eB0o4tlPoz

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Nov 23, 2019

@MoeSargi Tesla 2 person electric ATV will come at first as an option for Cybertruck

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Nov 22, 2019

@priscillabanana X Æ A-12 Musk

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), May 5, 2020

SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Jun 9, 2018

The Dogefather SNL May 8

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Apr 28, 2021

Perfect name https://t.co/qOUblToy7v

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Aug 20, 2024

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in! https://t.co/D68z4K2wq7

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Oct 26, 2022

the bird is freed

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), Oct 27, 2022

I am selling almost all physical possessions. Will own no house.

Elon Musk (@elonmusk), May 1, 2020